Showers are greater than baths... this is apparently the best kept secret in the house...
All this time I've been getting a bath in my whale tub, totally unaware of how much more exciting a shower is. Well about a week ago I got my chance.
As usual mommy drug me chained to my bouncy seat into the bathroom while she enjoyed the wonders of a shower. I suspected that something better than my whale tub was behind that curtain and I devised a plan to get to the other side. I'm usually in a onesie but this time I was just in a diaper. Halfway to naked... perfect! I started my little whimper shortly after mama started her shower. She knew right away that she wouldn't be able to finish before I lost it.
She tried singing her little ditty, but I didn't let it get to me this time. I cried louder so that her song wouldn't calm me down. Mama had no choice but to cut her shower short or bring me in there with her. What's she going to decide?!!
She steps out of the shower, soaking the bath mats... and me... as she quickly takes off my diaper. Weeeee!! Here we go!! Rescued by mommy, my ticket to the shower!!
My world just got so much more exciting and I never want to go back to that plastic whale again.
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